Anytime Fitness Coming to West Broadway!

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The title and photo pretty much say it all.  Suffice to say, I will be transferring my membership the day this opens around the corner from Penn and Broadway.

Hopefully I get to say this with great frequency, but I told you this part of north Minneapolis is turning around.

The Blue Twins, Demolished!

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The long-awaited demolition of Keith Reitman's "Blue Twins" at 2520 and 2522 Penn Avenue North happened last week, and fittingly, the video footage was a week in the making as well.  I won't bore readers with the technical details (okay, I will) but I used a new time-lapse program on my cell phone and it took a while to figure out how to merge all the different videos together.

Previous demolition posts have had 30-40 minutes of footage, spliced into a few different clips, with plenty of dead space in between (which I once filled by hula hooping).  This time around, we're speeding things up a bit and condensfing the good stuff into about a minute and a half of footage for easy viewing.

I spoke with the City inspector who was out watching the demo crew at work.  A keen eye will notice that the backhoe of doom employed here is kind of old and junky.  The City staffer said this particular crew didn't have the best equipment, but they get the job done pretty well.

A fitting end for Reitman's Blue Twins--they were demolished by "not the best, not the worst" demo crew.

Recount Complete, Dehn to Be Certified as Winner of 59B DFL Primary

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Apologies for the terrible photo of a photo.  I am still unpacking and cannot for the life of me find the cord for my camera.  Actual recount photos to be uploaded as soon as possible.

This morning I got my first taste of how an election recount is handled.  Turns out the process is a cure for insomnia.  To start, the rules were read so that everyone was clear on how the day would proceed.  This was an administrative recount only, and would be limited to whether ballots were counted properly for each candidate.  Voter eligibility or possible campaign violations would not be considered at this event.  Since no one apparently contested the election results, the recount is expected to be the final tally for the DFL primary and Dehn will emerge as the winner.

Amid my criticism of how the final days of the election played out, I said that the time would come when we unite as a party and as a community and move forward.  For those of us voting on the DFL ticket at least, that time is now.

The chance for the recount being overturned were slim--the vast majority of ballots were counted correctly the first time.  For the ballots that weren't, those would very likely be statistically representative of the election as a whole.  So once the rules were explained, we got to the actual ballot counting itself, which was sort of like watching someone else check out a library book but less exciting because it took all day.  Even though the observers' area was full, hardly anyone spoke.  The ballot counters announced each ward and precinct, ceremoniously unsealed the ballots, and counted away.  Actual challenges to the ballots were quite rare, but did happen once while I was present...

Recount in 59B

Post by the Hawthorne Hawkman, photo from Terra Cole's campaign website.

There will be a recount in the 59B DFL primary.  Raymond Dehn beat Terra Cole by 19 votes - a margin of victory of just 0.8%.  The automatic threshold for a recount is 0.5%.  Because the margin of victory exceeds the automatic recount, the contesting party must foot the bill.  So if you support a recount, you can put your money behind that support through a donation on the campaign website.

A recount, however, is fairly limited in scope.  It will only verify that the votes cast were properly attributed to each candidate.  As such, overcoming even a 0.8% deficit would be rather difficult.  A recount will not verify voter eligibility; doing so would take a formal contest of the election.  Such a contest can only be filed by a voter in the district in question.  For the record, I live on the opposite side of the street and fall under the jurisdiction of 59A.  If I were in 59B, I'd have already filed an election contest - if the Cole campaign were amenable to such a maneuver.  That's because according to state law, a contest to an election can consider things like...

Pre-Demo Peek Inside Reitman's Blue Twin Houses

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Wednesday night as I came home, the back door to 2522 Penn Avenue North was left open.  I tried yet another unsuccessful 311 mobile app report, and then waited until the morning.  On Thursday morning, the door remained off its hinges.  More accurately, the BOARD over the space where a responsible property owner would have PUT a door remained ripped off and on the ground.  So I called in the violation to 311.  Because it was already a City-owned property, my call was forwarded directly to a person responsible for handling boarded City properties.

I explained to this woman that I live right across the street from this house and that there were still things like radiators left inside the place.  So for my safety, could she pretty please get it boarded back up right away?  And if not for my sake then for that of the demo contractors, who have salvage rights to whatever the slumlord former owner left behind.  By the end of the day, the board had been nailed back on.

Before that happened, I took the opportunity to see what a Reitman-neglected (a redundant term, I know) property looked like on the inside.  I didn't cross the threshold--although oh how I wanted to.  I merely walked up to the door aperture and peered in to snap a few photos.  There were no "No Trespassing" signs posted, I didn't remain on the premises long enough to constitute "lurking," there is no expectation of privacy at a condemned, vacant property, and I stayed on the legal side of the threshold.  Are all my bases covered here?  Good enough.

I see a property that at one point was a cute little place.  Much has been stripped away, and even now it might be salvageable under the right ownership.  And although the City of Minneapolis could try and find that right owner, this one is far enough gone that I won't lament its pending demise.  That demise, by the way, is set to happen sometime early next week.  Let's hope that 2520 Penn, still owned by Reitman, comes down with it.

How to Set Up a Non-Profit Website (So That You Don't Make a Profit)

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I've heard all sorts of great things about the Venture North bike shop, but I hadn't made my way over there yet.  Admittedly, part of my reluctance is because of their non-profit status.  I just want an actual bike shop over north, not something tied to the next round of government or foundation assistance (their website does state that they're "self-supporting" though).  So I've grumbled about yet another non-profit and used that as an excuse to go elsewhere.

Now my bike is in need of a tuneup and I thought I'd pick up some LED lighting for when I'm biking at night.  I thought it would be time to just get over some of my hangups and patronize Venture North while they're here.  So I went to their website to see what kinds of products and services they sell.  That's when I saw...

The 19-Vote Victory

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In the game of cribbage, nineteen points is an impossible score.  When a player gets a worthless hand with zero points, the running joke among experts and novices alike is that they pegged nineteen points.  So when Raymond Dehn led Terra Cole by nineteen votes after a series of last-minute dirty campaign tricks, the card player in me immediately compared his margin to that point total in cribbage.

I have been so disgusted by what I have seen over the past week that I have gone so far as to call the victory "illegitimate."  That word was chosen carefully, as there is no way that I could more strongly articulate my distaste for the final days of the campaign in 59B.  But if all I wanted to do was complain about who won, or hurl insults across the political aisle, then frankly it would be best for me and others like me to be silent.  There will come a time--soon--where it will be appropriate for everyone to set aside differences and accept whatever the results of this election are.  That time has not yet arrived.

Before we get there, I believe several things need to happen.  First off...